Megan Fox Hottest Photoshoot

Here’s a preview for the upcoming GQ Magazine which stars the one and only Megan Fox in a swimsuit. It looks like once again GQ will have the hottest photoshoot of the year. I think if every magazine should just hire Megan to do their spreads, maybe then all of them wouldn’t suck and be folding.

Megan Fox In Esquire Magazine

This is just a preview of Megan Fox’s upcoming Esquire magazine cover shoot. She looks as hot as ever, especially in the raincoat, stockings and garter. It’s a little blurry and a lot sexy, just the way I like my women, but now I need to see more. It’s basically the visual equivalent of just letting me stick the tip in…

Megan Fox In Tight White Jeans

…A whole lot dirtier than it actually is, all I meant was Megan Fox’s tight white jeans have holes in them that they should probably be sewn up. I see, someone says some chick needs her holes plugged and you automatically assume I’m talking about folding a double ended dildo in half and…

Megan Fox Sexy In Short Dress

Here’s hotty Megan Fox trying to hold her tits in her shirt because she doesn’t want all you perverts who have been waiting to see that shit for the last 2 years she’s been around, to see it and realize that she’s got no nipples, or that one is totally uneven from the other,or something else…

Megan Fox Uber-Hotness

Megan Fox looking like her usual freaking hot self at the 2009 Kids Choice Awards. Honestly, I think it was a safety hazard having her attended the show. C’mon, thousands of teenagers and their raging hormones plus Megan Fox in person? I’m shocked that a riot didn’t break out. Next time Megan should just come over to my place and bring some pizza. For the Kid’s safety of course.

Megan Fox Hot In Daisy Dukes

Just in case you had your doubts about just how hot Megan Fox is, here she is in a tank white top and the shortest of sexy short shorts, and OH! MY! GOD! If she doesn’t make your head explode, nothing will…

Megan Fox Fishnets To The Dentist

Megan Fox is pretty impressive and is capable of some pretty powerful stuff, because as you see, she can’t even stop being sexy long enough for dental hygiene. But just to reiterate, there was a dentist in California yesterday with access to sleeping gas two feet away who had Megan Fox laying on her back with her mouth open. Please keep in mind she was paying for this…

Megan Fox Is Looking Different Now

So much has been said about hotty Megan Fox and her covered reconstructive surgery and tattoos recently as reasons why she’s not hot…Here she is in 2004 at a Lakers game. It’s pretty obvious that she’s had do work done, but it’s also pretty obvious that plastic surgeons could have scaffolding around her and I’d still want her to be a sock for my……

Megan Fox And Her Classic Cleavage

Some of you may be getting  tired with all of the Megan Fox shots I have been putting up lately but statistically one in ten of you’re homo so I do not actually give a rat’s ass. Here she is giving us a tiny little peek at her little push up cleavage while come out running some errands or heading to marriage counselling or whatever she is doing. I don’t know what’s going on with this babe but there’s no better way to clean your brain than some quality time with me in my mother’s basement.

Megan Fox And Her Great Little Ass

Here’s Megan Fox and her great little ass on her way to a production and effects studio in Burbank to have a body mold made for her upcoming movie role in ‘Transformers’. Did I hear that correctly? Somewhere out there is a life size mold of one of the hottest bodies in Hollywood today. Who do I speak to about getting a copy of this mold? I’ll pay cash, I know a guy who does great things with latex, very life like. Don’t worry, I’ll make enough copies for everyone….

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